the kids are so not alright

i've already been watching e!'s latest trashfest pretty wild almost as religiously as a priest dreams of coital bliss, but after actually reading the vanity fair article detailing the myriad of hollywood burglaries done by a group of pothead, fame-obsessed valley kids, i have a new fascination for the scripted drama starring miss alexis neiers as the "innocent" who "fell in" with the "wrong crowd." okay, alexis, i used that excuse with my parents to avoid being grounded too, you can fess up now.